I am just wondering how it is that four people can make eight loads of laundry in one week. How exactly does that work? Does laundry reproduce like bunnies in the hamper? Was it those pesky whites that started all this trouble?
Whoever thought up school uniforms was brilliant and an idiot at the same time. Genius because dressing for school is a no-brainer and Matt can pick out his own clothes because there's no way that the colors that they're allowed to wear can clash with each other. Idiocy because I hate ironing teeny tiny little polos and button-down oxfords. I admit that I hate ironing in general (yes - my poor mom is probably ashamed right now, little Miss I-Iron-Even-Undershirts-and-Sheets - oh yes, she really does).
I have no idea what this laundry will be capable of producing once there's another little one running around - but I'm telling you it's a Tide conspiracy. Proctor and Gamble are the enemy - we can't let them pick us off one by one. Hmmm....maybe this new addition to our family was their brainchild.
If ever I disappear, check the stream where I'm washing the kids' clothes against stones because we have single-handedly depleted California's water supply :-).
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